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| miss_understood |
 Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 9:30 am |
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okey dokey...
i did a search but i couldnt find a topic specifically on food poisoning experiences(i am a ph***tard tho) ssoo lets go with this.
i once ate preserved chilli peppers that were 8 years past thier due date(on a dare i must add)...and within twelve hours i was attempting to push my sphincter out of my mouth...my then girls mum was a doctor and even after a shot in the butt i was still deathly sick for a week.i mean hallucinating,all sortsa wacky crap.
you been poisoned? lets hear it!
imbibing my posts dont count   |
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| Mr. Electric Wizard |
| Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 9:38 am |
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One of the last times I got food poisoning was when I went to my folks place and found some movie theater popcorn on the counter.
I am a fucking popcorn addict so I ate it quick. It had all the butter on it and tasted fucking great.
After I got what I was looking for, I headed back home.
About 15 minutes after I walked through the door, I started puking and shitting for 2 hours.
I called my mom and found out the popcorn I ate was 1 week old.
I guess the butter when rancid.
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| smokie |
| Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 10:23 am |
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I once ordered pizza with some friends, and it already took a hella long time to get delivered.
Tasted strange, like it wasn´t in the oven long enough.
Long story made short, we shat our souls out for a week.
Still thinking about a punishment... |
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| miss_understood |
| Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 10:38 am |
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| shat our souls out...bahahahahaha |
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| MikeSB |
| Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 11:45 am |
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| I have had food poisoning a few times, I think the worst one was from some undercooked Chicken Calavaso at a Tex-Mex restaurant in my childhood hometown. I was already in college and the food poisoning hit me in the middle of a 3 hour drive across TX in summer with no A/C. My roomate said that when I drove up I looked like death. I had no shirt on was shaking and puking everywhere. I spent the next two days in bed, self medicating with a potent antiemetic. |
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| eddies |
| Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 1:32 pm |
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two saturdays ago, hot 'n spicy tuna from a can
stinkiest farts ever then 5 bathroom trips in 10 hours that night
mass exodus out the back each time, wet and wild, like a chocolate fountain
slept through sunday, finally got up monday morning feeling like crap
didn't eat again until thursday dinner (aside from some crackers, apple sauce and a little bit of soup)
it was the worst, jerry. the worst! |
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| PlayGod |
| Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 1:38 pm |
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| fried catfish got me so bad one time that I am now allergic to catfish and trout. That sucks because I love to trout fish and used to love eating what I caught... can't eat 'em anymore so it's strictly catch/release. |
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| Sticks |
| Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 2:18 pm |
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I got Salmonella from a Jack in the Box Teriyaki Bowl like ten years ago. 2 days of straight runs and puking. The puking was especially fun considering I was one month out from a lung removal and my sawed-up ribs were not even fully healed.
Eventually got checked into in the Emergency room, had to go bad, and the watery shit just starts spraying down my bare ass and legs (hospital gown, no undies). Hot juice running down on my feet/ankles and onto the tile floor. I open up the bathroom door in my room to cut loose further, and then I find out it's not the bathroom.
It's the parking lot.
2-3 days in the hospital, hooked up to Cipro drip and fluids. I was unknowingly hooked on Percocet from the lung removal, so I didn't even think to bring 'em to the Emergency room. Ended up kicking in the hospital, literal kicking and twitching and tripping out, stayed up the entire night repeating "You're not crazy, it's just the pills" as my mantra (out loud) to stay sane.
Good times!!!!!!!!!
Oh and I've eaten at the Box hella times since. Fuck it. |
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| miss_understood |
| Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 2:22 pm |
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| KevinH |
| Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 4:56 pm |
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| Food poisoning taught me to appreciate baby wipes. |
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