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| CRASSofSF |
 Posted: Mon May 19, 2008 5:37 am |
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best road sign, EVER
oh and for giggles coz everyone is posting smut.. heh.. baconboobs.
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| krayola |
| Posted: Mon May 19, 2008 8:02 am |
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First Image: This sign reflects my growing suspicion that golden delicious bacon is in fact a trans-dimensional gateway to a world of golden delicious bacon that just might suck you in.
Second Image: These signs only exist in the Hollywood Hills near Lindsey Lohan's house....it means beware, cliff of cocaine ahead and may collapse at any moment.
Third Image: I love bacon, but I love bacon with a glass of milk even better. |
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| kirksucks |
| Posted: Wed May 28, 2008 9:12 am |
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this is for Lost fans. remember when the guy with the eye patch said the wire on the beach was for a beacon? ... he really meant to say bacon.
btw the best sign with bacon i ever saw was the hand warmer "press button receive bacon"
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| slob-air |
| Posted: Wed May 28, 2008 9:51 am |
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Awesome baconry.
Had bacon wrapped corn on the cob for the first time last weekend. Interesting. |
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| Soulcrusher |
| Posted: Wed Jun 04, 2008 9:31 am |
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| Soulcrusher |
| Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2008 2:22 pm |
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It has happened.
I give you......................Glazed donut bacon Burger.
I'll be at the doctor getting my cholesterol medicine..... |
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| kirksucks |
| Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2008 2:38 pm |
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ballpark in Sauget IL sells those. they call it the Grizzly or something .. Krispy Kreme bacon cheese burger
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| rightfootforward |
| Posted: Fri Jun 27, 2008 2:20 am |
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Soulcrusher wrote: It has happened.
I give you......................Glazed donut bacon Burger.
I think I remember reading in the Bible some where that the glazed donut burger is the last sign of the apocalypse.. 
My heart really dose hurt just looking at that thing.
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| CRASSofSF |
| Posted: Fri Jun 27, 2008 3:21 am |
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no, i think you read that passage wrong.. didnt Jesus say something along the lines of "eat this donut bacon burger, for it is my flesh"?  |
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| Soulcrusher |
| Posted: Sun Jun 29, 2008 5:37 pm |
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Even if you are a vegetarian and don�t like pigs, if you are weird enough, you still might go for this new line of formal wear by Uncle Oinker, the crowning glory of which is the Bacon-Scented, Bacon-Patterned Tuxedo! This way, you not only look ridiculous but you can also smell that way too! Avoid visits to zoos and pig farms while wearing the Bacon-Scented, Bacon-Patterned Tuxedo, as wildlife, swine and other assorted vermin may not be impressed with your fa�ade. (You simply must not attend the wedding on Old Macdonald�s farm.) Instead, why not send the wedding gift wrapped in bacon gift wrap , which is so much more appropriate, if such a word can be used in conjunction with the Bacon-Scented, Bacon-Patterned Tuxedo. (This way the pigs won�t be offended. Most people don�t realize how sensitive they are to people wearing and smelling like bacon!)
To add pork fat to injury, the Bacon-Patterned, Bacon-Scented Tuxedo can only be dry-cleaned. One can only wonder if the scent goes through changes after dry cleaning chemicals are applied to the cloth, creating perhaps a weird amalgam of scents that might attract even new and different wildlife!
But just think of the advantages of owning one of these Bacon-Scented, Bacon-Patterned tuxedos! Now you can get married in bacon, get confirmed or graduate in bacon and even attend the Oscars in bacon if that is your heart�s desire. (If you happen to be popular actor, Kevin Bacon, it might work, but if you are anyone else�well, you know.) Each Bacon-Scented, Bacon-Patterned Tuxedo is tailored from chemically treated latex print fabric and is available in one of four sizes (dumb, dumber, dumber still and off the charts dumb).
I don�t know about you, but as far as the Bacon-Scented, Bacon-Patterned Tuxedo is concerned, I think I�ll wait for my eggs! |
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