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The Green Monkey
Posted: Thu Oct 30, 2008 11:03 pm Reply with quote
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What are you giving out?

I got an assortment of Reese products (I always try to make sure to have something containing peanuts just to make those poor allergic bastards that much more angry at the world) as well as a giant fucking bag of assorted Ferrara Pan products.

Imagine my chagrin when I discovered that not only have both Atomic Fireballs and Lemonheads somehow become chewy (and Jawbreakers are absent entirely--likely too many busted molar lawsuits over the years), but Alexander the Grape has morphed into Grapeheads and Cherry Clan has become Cherryheads. One of the best parts about Cherry Clan was laughing at the inexplicable Chinese caricatures on the box. And speaking of the box, they're now glued shut on both ends (presumably to prevent tampering) and so you can no longer make a whistle out of the box.

I'm so pissed I think I'm going to take it out on the neighborhood children by giving out nothing but Red Hots and Chewy Atomic Fireballs.

Here, Little Timmy, have some unexpected discomfort! Happy Halloween!

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slob-air
Posted: Thu Oct 30, 2008 11:21 pm Reply with quote
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The Green Monkey wrote:

I'm so pissed I think I'm going to take it out on the neighborhood children by giving out nothing but Red Hots and Chewy Atomic Fireballs.


I like those!

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kirksucks
Posted: Thu Oct 30, 2008 11:26 pm Reply with quote
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jacbli76
Posted: Thu Oct 30, 2008 11:53 pm Reply with quote
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condoms and tampons
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motorpsycho67
Posted: Fri Oct 31, 2008 1:45 am Reply with quote
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I'll be helping a friend of mine scare the shit out of little kids at his annual haunted house.

Our goal is to make kids run home crying.
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Buckethead
Posted: Fri Oct 31, 2008 8:09 am Reply with quote
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I am getting drunk. Fuck the greedy little bastards.
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lush702
Posted: Fri Oct 31, 2008 8:54 am Reply with quote
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Nickles & those tiny boxes of rasins. Pick one, & only take one of the one you pick.

First & last year anyone will ever come to my place (just moved in to the neighborhood in March).

Oh, & the window of opportunity is between 5:30 & 6:30. After that, all lights off/total lockdown. I've got things to do -

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TEAM_PING_AMORONE
Posted: Tue Nov 04, 2008 11:27 am Reply with quote
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Local supermarket (Publix) now has Halloween Candy on sale...$0.01 for a bag! (limit of 10 per customer)

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slob-air
Posted: Tue Nov 04, 2008 11:34 am Reply with quote
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kirksucks wrote:
tandoori chicken


What's your address? I'll come by next Halloween.

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kirksucks
Posted: Tue Nov 04, 2008 12:50 pm Reply with quote
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slob-air wrote:
kirksucks wrote:
tandoori chicken


What's your address? I'll come by next Halloween.


sure but next year its Jehovah's Witness pamphlets.
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