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| never-too-old-to-skate |
 Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2007 4:35 am |
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everyone's been so civil regarding this question...
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| riverbrewer |
| Posted: Sat Dec 15, 2007 1:03 am |
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| use some duct tape dickhead |
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| craigs |
| Posted: Sat Dec 15, 2007 1:43 am |
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| poopants |
| Posted: Mon Dec 31, 2007 1:03 am |
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I use my own body fluids
snot is preferable but winter is dry here so i sometimes use feces,blood, or good ol american semen |
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| dancinwithdeath |
| Posted: Mon Dec 31, 2007 1:11 am |
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poopants wrote: or good ol american semen
I would use my own semen. I love woman and couldn't use another man's semen, however are you saying that foreign semen is inferior? |
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| poopants |
| Posted: Mon Dec 31, 2007 1:26 am |
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dancinwithdeath wrote: poopants wrote: or good ol american semen
I would use my own semen. I love woman and couldn't use another man's semen, however are you saying that foreign semen is inferior?
I am not a semen fan like some on here  I meant that my semen is superior to all. I CAN hang decks with it after all.
My guess is foreign semen is manufactured poorly and will not hold up to the demands of the serious collector.
like yo momma (zing)
just kidding of course, only moderate offense meant  |
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| Prior_punker |
| Posted: Mon Dec 31, 2007 1:33 am |
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| I use levitation. It takes an incredible amount of Chi and you have to practice with plywood before you can concentrate enough Chakra in one place to hold the decks in place....all day. It's a good method because nothing actually touches the decks and prevents the possibility of blems. However, on the occasion you drink oo much and pass out...everything comes crashing down..and that's bad. Or you could hire naked Filipina woman to hold them up for you. That would be what I would do if I could afford it. Naked Filipina women....NICE. |
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| poopants |
| Posted: Mon Dec 31, 2007 1:45 am |
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great idea, I will have to try the levitation thing my arm hurts from making cum to hang up my decks from xmas. my way also sucks cause I get spooge on my top logos.  |
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| dancinwithdeath |
| Posted: Mon Dec 31, 2007 1:49 am |
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^^^^ lol at the last 2 posts ^^^^
edit to mention that someone needs to chime in and help "boner" with his thread below this one
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| poopants |
| Posted: Mon Dec 31, 2007 1:51 am |
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Now the naked lady idea is also good. But the upkeep (food, shelter, water dishes.) has got to be too much. especially if you have multiple decks. Also it gets cold here and when they are off duty I can't keep them in the yard cause they will freeze (what with the nekkidness and all).
I guess I could put the in my bed. Great idea, man |
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