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| ShackleMeNot |
 Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2005 2:20 am |
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Joined: 27 Apr 2004
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Location: Pangea
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Cookie Recipe
1 cup of water
1 tsp. baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp. salt
1 cup of brown sugar
lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Jameson Irish Whiskey
Sample the Jameson to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Jameson
again, to be sure it is of the highest quality. Pour one level cup and
drink. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large
fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point
it's best to make sure the Jameson is still OK, Try another cup...just in
case.
Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and
chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick the frigging fruit off floor.
Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just
pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the Jameson to check for
tonsisticity.
Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who giveshz a sheet. Check
the Jameson. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add
one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.
Greash the oven.
Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to
beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window,
finish the Jasmeon and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher. |
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| blondie |
| Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2005 7:27 pm |
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Joined: 09 Dec 2005
Posts: 157
Location: Kansas
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Ha! Thanks for that, I might include it in my Xmas card this year  |
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| retroskate |
| Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2006 1:45 pm |
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Joined: 04 May 2005
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Location: toronto
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