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The Green Monkey
Posted: Wed Jul 28, 2004 9:32 pm Reply with quote
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I just created this drink a few minutes ago, and it's damn tasty.

2 parts Kahlua
2 parts Godiva (your choice, but I prefer the Cappuccino)
1 part Vodka
1 part Butterscotch Schnapps
1 part Irish Whiskey
4 parts Frappuccino (again, your choice of flavors)
4 parts milk

Mix in a shaker, pour over ice, and enjoy.

It's delicious. I call it a Futureperson because it's got lots of different stuff from all over the world (sort of, I guess) and because it's an ambiguous tan color, just like everyone will be in the future.

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zodiac13
Posted: Thu Jul 29, 2004 4:39 pm Reply with quote
Joined: 09 Aug 2002 Posts: 4822 Location: Birmingham, Alabama
While it does have a staggering array of various intoxicants, it also contains milk, which, by this man's standards, has no place anywhere near liquor. Also, when did you join a sorority?
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TEAM_PING_AMORONE
Posted: Thu Jul 29, 2004 4:51 pm Reply with quote
Joined: 07 Jan 2002 Posts: 8345 Location: in front of a computer
@Greeny
If you like that one, I have one for you I will have to find. I use to drink them like water in college days (1-2 put you out though). It is called a "Cardinal Sin" and has like 7 alcohols and liquors in it. mmmm lemme think here....

Vodka
Kahlua
Creme da Caco Light (sp?)
Creme da Caco dark (sp?)
???
???
???
and half-and-half


I will find it for you. Tasty!

Here's my named drinked...

"The Solomon"

1/2 Vodka
1/2 Sprite/ 7up
splash of OJ to color it

a good one taste like a strong Orangina.


"Happy Juice"

1/2 Vodka
1/4 Sprite/ 7up
1/4 Gatorade

Kinda like fizzy Gatorade with a kick as expected mmmmm great to drink at the beach!

Which reminds me....when at the beach....sipping a mixture of Sprite/7up with Bearinjager (sp?) (the honey liquor from the same folks at Jagermeister) will really lift your spirits! =)

Amorone
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zodiac13
Posted: Thu Jul 29, 2004 5:08 pm Reply with quote
Joined: 09 Aug 2002 Posts: 4822 Location: Birmingham, Alabama
"The Bagby"

open can.

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The Green Monkey
Posted: Thu Jul 29, 2004 9:17 pm Reply with quote
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zodiac13 wrote:
While it does have a staggering array of various intoxicants, it also contains milk, which, by this man's standards, has no place anywhere near liquor. Also, when did you join a sorority?


I do not have a problem with your opinion on the role of milk in alcoholic drinks. Being allergic to milk, I do not indulge in milky drinks very often. My nose was going apeshit last night, and I had a nastier brand of heartburn than usual. I was well reminded of why I don't have those sorts of drinks too regularly.

However, I do take exception to the sorority remark. While my first allegiance is to my tastebuds when enjoying a drink, and I do not have much regard for the supposed "macho factor" (or lack thereof) for certain drinks, I still will not stand idly by to have tasty drinks maligned in such a jaded and foolish manner.

Therefore, I propose the only honorable solution to this situation. Upon meeting, we shall have a duel, whereupon I will proceed to drink you under the table. No Bolivian Marching Powder, no LSD, no nothing to taint the results. Just fifteen to twenty hours of drinking, or however long it takes for me to wear you down.

I hope for more competition than Team Ping was able to provide...

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ShackleMeNot
Posted: Fri Jul 30, 2004 3:39 am Reply with quote
Joined: 27 Apr 2004 Posts: 8896 Location: Pangea
Here's one for you if you don't mind losing all motor skills for a few hours. Me and 2 buddies dreamed this up at an emergency half-assed bachelor party one night.

"Open Grave"

Take a 32oz slurpee cup (or any other cup that is fairly large like example), fill 1/3 with Bacardi 151, 1/3 with Smirnoff blue label 100pf. Vodka, and fill the rest with a Mike's lemonade, or a triple black, or one of those lemonadish drinks for flavor. Mix it all up well, drink only on a somewhat full stomach. Don't plan on going anywhere for awhile, after drinking a little more than half of it I was annhilated, as were my 2 buddies.

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TEAM_PING_AMORONE
Posted: Fri Jul 30, 2004 6:55 am Reply with quote
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@Shacklemenot
Damn! Does that shit not eat through the cup!??!?!?

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zodiac13
Posted: Fri Jul 30, 2004 9:11 am Reply with quote
Joined: 09 Aug 2002 Posts: 4822 Location: Birmingham, Alabama
Challenge accepted. I don't have to drink any of that hot-fudge-sunday crap do I?

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TEAM_PING_AMORONE
Posted: Fri Jul 30, 2004 9:21 am Reply with quote
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ROTFLMAO !!!!!!

Seriously Zodiac.....that lil' Monkey man can drink! Seen it with my own two blurry, bloodshot eyes! (and he manages to skate and sleep right next to the fullpipe in Louisville) haha

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goddamndirtyhippy
Posted: Fri Jul 30, 2004 11:21 am Reply with quote
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six pack budweiser
one pint gin
one can frozen lemonade concentrate

Mix the three ingredients up, drink it down like lemonade on a hot day. Couple of glasses of this will do you right.
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