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GETOCAT |
Posted: Thu Oct 18, 2018 2:08 am |
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ORDER OF THE SKULL
Joined: 23 Dec 2009
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Location: STOCKTON,CA
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yella70 wrote: I can barley stomach the news . |
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Posted: Sun Dec 23, 2018 3:21 am |
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ORDER OF THE SKULL
Joined: 23 Dec 2009
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Location: STOCKTON,CA
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A drunk guy is showing friends his new apartment
The last stop is the bedroom, where a big brass gong sits next to the bed.
“What’s that gong for?” the friend asks him.
“It’s not a gong,” the drunk replies. “It’s a talking clock.”
“How does it work?”
The guys picks up a hammer, gives the gong an ear-shattering pound, and steps back.
Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screams, “For God’s sake, you asshole…it’s 3:30 in the god damn morning!” |
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charlieee |
Posted: Mon Dec 31, 2018 3:14 am |
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ORDER OF THE SKULL
Joined: 08 Dec 2007
Posts: 1259
Location: Tootgarook.....Australia.
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My 10 year old daughter found the receipts from all the stuff I got her for Christmas .......all the stuff was supposed to come from SANTA.
She cried as she shook her receipt 'proof 'in the air.
She begged fo know if Santa was real.
I was fucked and cornerred .......
I'm still dealing with it.... |
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mosu101 |
Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2019 5:43 am |
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Joined: 08 Aug 2006
Posts: 5086
Location: Australia
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charlieee wrote: My 10 year old daughter found the receipts from all the stuff I got her for Christmas .......all the stuff was supposed to come from SANTA.
She cried as she shook her receipt 'proof 'in the air.
She begged fo know if Santa was real.
I was fucked and cornerred .......
I'm still dealing with it....
tell her you are sorry for keeping up the charade. Then ask if you can have the receipt and the items and return them! |
_________________ so upset photobucket took my avatar... |
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Parker |
Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2019 10:53 pm |
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ORDER OF THE SKULL
Joined: 04 Feb 2014
Posts: 761
Location: Half a beat behind
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mosu101 wrote: charlieee wrote: My 10 year old daughter found the receipts from all the stuff I got her for Christmas .......all the stuff was supposed to come from SANTA.
She cried as she shook her receipt 'proof 'in the air.
She begged fo know if Santa was real.
I was fucked and cornerred .......
I'm still dealing with it....
tell her you are sorry for keeping up the charade. Then ask if you can have the receipt and the items and return them!
Haha!! You, sir, are a role model! |
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GETOCAT |
Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2019 4:04 am |
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Joined: 23 Dec 2009
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Location: STOCKTON,CA
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I GOT MY CAPS LOCK ON! |
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GETOCAT |
Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2019 9:38 am |
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ORDER OF THE SKULL
Joined: 23 Dec 2009
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Location: STOCKTON,CA
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Turned it off... |
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swelbow |
Posted: Mon Mar 04, 2019 11:51 am |
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Joined: 29 Nov 2009
Posts: 650
Location: lonely desert
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charlieee |
Posted: Fri Jun 14, 2019 6:12 am |
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ORDER OF THE SKULL
Joined: 08 Dec 2007
Posts: 1259
Location: Tootgarook.....Australia.
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Join some sort of social media.
Converse with colleagues.
Learn things you’ve never realised........open your mind.
We live in a world that can now be shared with unprecedented availability of knowledge available to all.
Use wisely. |
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skully67 |
Posted: Wed Jan 22, 2020 10:18 pm |
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ORDER OF THE SKULL
Joined: 22 Apr 2014
Posts: 298
Location: WA
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swelbow wrote: Is a sperm donor a prostitute?
entrepreneur!!!!!!!! |
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