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skully67 |
Posted: Tue May 01, 2018 1:17 pm |
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ORDER OF THE SKULL
Joined: 22 Apr 2014
Posts: 298
Location: WA
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mosu101 wrote: Crazy Nick wrote: My wifey was reacting to something she heard while she was watching tv and she asks me "what would you choose, brains or beauty ?"
I said "obviously beauty"
the correct answer was "luckily I got both"...
how was there night/week on the couch?
Oh, good one. |
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Crazy Nick |
Posted: Wed May 02, 2018 8:33 pm |
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Joined: 29 Jun 2007
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Location: Santa Ana
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GETOCAT |
Posted: Sun Jun 03, 2018 6:35 am |
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ORDER OF THE SKULL
Joined: 23 Dec 2009
Posts: 7074
Location: STOCKTON,CA
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oneendone |
Posted: Sun Jun 03, 2018 10:04 pm |
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ORDER OF THE SKULL
Joined: 03 Jan 2010
Posts: 3181
Location: backwoods
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Useless...Ruthless.
Better put a bible on the dash. |
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Buddur |
Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2018 7:24 am |
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Joined: 04 Aug 2012
Posts: 1095
Location: Western Pennsylvania
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Installed Zombie Lights on my riding lawnmower tractor. Now my alligator can cut the grass without fear of being disturbed by the living dead.
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GETOCAT |
Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2018 5:56 pm |
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Joined: 23 Dec 2009
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Location: STOCKTON,CA
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oneendone wrote:
Better put a bible on the dash.
I'm still like"That some Santeria shit of something?"
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yella70 wrote: I can barley stomach the news . |
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GETOCAT |
Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2018 4:00 pm |
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ORDER OF THE SKULL
Joined: 23 Dec 2009
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Location: STOCKTON,CA
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GETOCAT wrote: I stopped at a gas station in one of the worstparts of the city yesterday.As I was walking back to my car,I glanced down and noticed a big balloon of dope stuck in a crack in the sidewalk.A fiend was walking up at the same time,most likely to snag some spare change,and also looked down to see what I was looking at.His eyes lit up,then looked at me with a silent plea,,,
I gave him a magnanimous sweep of the hand,and said"All yours,vato"
He was so happy.
I drove by this gas station today and LOLZED...
GETOCAT wrote: I'm at the gas station filling up the tank and decide to clean the windshield and windows. A beautiful woman pulls up to the pump across the island.She gets out of her car and starts perusing her phone.Fixated on the hottie,the squeegee snags the far end of the windshield wiper,pitching me forward. I over correct and do a Crazyleg/Cripwalk hybrid shuffle trying not to fall over.By the time she finally looks up and over,I've recovered,able to say"Sup?" all suave and serene. I'm sure she didn't SEE anything but had to HEAR some type of weird commotion in the background.
Made me feel like taking a detour and popping in to this gas station. Good times. |
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yella70 wrote: I can barley stomach the news . |
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GETOCAT |
Posted: Sat Jun 16, 2018 7:40 am |
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ORDER OF THE SKULL
Joined: 23 Dec 2009
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Location: STOCKTON,CA
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I was yelling " Fork The Pork!" all week at work. Somebody asked me why and I said"No elaborate backstory,I just like how it sounds." |
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GETOCAT |
Posted: Sat Jul 07, 2018 6:18 pm |
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Location: STOCKTON,CA
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Yaa! |
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slob-air |
Posted: Sat Jul 07, 2018 6:48 pm |
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Joined: 27 Oct 2001
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GETOCAT wrote: I was yelling " Fork The Pork!" all week at work. Somebody asked me why and I said"No elaborate backstory,I just like how it sounds."
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