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Crazy Nick |
Posted: Tue Apr 24, 2018 10:20 am |
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Luckily she knows my sense of humor so we both just started laughing.
I learned a long time ago that women (in general), occasionally like to test you - so if I feel like I'm being tested I won't give her the answer that she's fishing for.
For example, Q: Would you ever cheat with a girl if she was really fine ? A: Hell yeah, do you know someone ?
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Crazy Nick |
Posted: Tue Apr 24, 2018 10:23 am |
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mosu101 wrote: Crazy Nick wrote: My wifey was reacting to something she heard while she was watching tv and she asks me "what would you choose, brains or beauty ?"
I said "obviously beauty"
the correct answer was "luckily I got both"...
how was the night/week on the couch?
Luckily she knows my sense of humor so we both just started laughing.
I learned a long time ago that women (in general), occasionally like to test you - so if I feel like I'm being tested I won't give her the answer that she's fishing for.
For example, Q: Would you ever cheat with a girl if she was really fine ? A: Hell yeah, do you know someone ? |
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GETOCAT |
Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2018 8:57 pm |
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Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage, and Family values.
Bill said, ‘I didn’t sleep with my wife before we got married, did you?’
Larry replied, ‘I’m not sure, what was her maiden name?’
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Colin05 |
Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2018 9:36 pm |
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Parker |
Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2018 10:23 pm |
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GETOCAT wrote: Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage, and Family values.
Bill said, ‘I didn’t sleep with my wife before we got married, did you?’
Larry replied, ‘I’m not sure, what was her maiden name?’
Thank you,thank you.I'm here all week.
bwahahahahaha! Buy that man a drink! |
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Crazy Nick |
Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2018 12:48 am |
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Thank God I checked a random text before sending it today.
I'm a wood flooring contractor, I specialize in sanding & finishing so people routinely send me pics of their flooring issues.
A lady sent me a pic of her floor with a deep scratch today.
I replied "Yeah, that's a really deep scratch, probably too deep to touch-up, probably have to sand the whole room to fix it".
So I'm reading it before sending it and it says "Yeah, that's a really deep snatch" |
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Buddur |
Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2018 11:22 am |
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I confessed to my Mom something yesterday and boy did she get a kick out of it.
I did this after finding my old album collection while cleaning the garage, and in it was the Nazareth - Hair of the Dog album I got back in 1976. I was in 6th grade and got the album because I liked the song Love Hurts. Little did I know at the time of the song Hair of the Dog and that the lyrics repeat "Now you're messing with a son of a bitch!"
Having very religious parents, and since there was no swearing allowed in our home, my Mom was infuriated when she heard it blasting through the house. She stormed into my room and took the album off the turntable. Regardless of my pleading, she wouldn't give it back to me.
A few months later when my Aunt was visiting (I believe my Aunt talked some sense into her) is when my Mom proposed returning the album back ONLY IF I scratched out that particular song so it wouldn't play. I didn't want to ruin the song/album, so with some creative thinking I used a pencil and made what appeared to be scratch marks. Mom fell for it and I got the album back.
I still have the album, and the pencil lead marks remain clearly visible. |
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slob-air |
Posted: Sat Apr 28, 2018 6:18 am |
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Buddur |
Posted: Sat Apr 28, 2018 7:37 pm |
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slob-air wrote: Scratch out a song?!!! WOW!! That's nuts!
Yeah, that's what I thought at the time. So I used a pencil so the marks looked like scratches. Afterward I cleaned the album good, and even though some of the pencil lead remains, the song still plays like it should. |
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Colin05 |
Posted: Sun Apr 29, 2018 9:49 pm |
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haha!
Good story! |
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