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| GrantJR1975 |
 Posted: Sun Aug 13, 2017 2:19 pm |
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GETOCAT wrote: I'm at the gas station filling up the tank and decide to clean the windshield and windows. A beautiful woman pulls up to the pump across the island.She gets out of her car and starts perusing her phone.Fixated on the hottie,the squeegee snags the far end of the windshield wiper,pitching me forward. I over correct and do a Crazyleg/Cripwalk hybrid shuffle trying not to fall over.By the time she finally looks up and over,I've recovered,able to say"Sup?" all suave and serene. I'm sure she didn't SEE anything but had to HEAR some type of weird commotion in the background.
Composure is everything dude lol.😂👍 |
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| GETOCAT |
| Posted: Sun Aug 13, 2017 3:11 pm |
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ORDER OF THE SKULL
Joined: 23 Dec 2009
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Location: STOCKTON,CA
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I wanna see the security camera footage for a third person perspective.
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yella70 wrote: I can barley stomach the news . |
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| Crazy Nick |
| Posted: Wed Aug 16, 2017 11:37 am |
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Location: Santa Ana
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| Epic story GETO - The only thing missing is the Benny Hill theme music |
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"What part of Mexico are you from? O.C. Bitch!!!!" |
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| GETOCAT |
| Posted: Wed Aug 16, 2017 11:49 am |
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| Fun Times indeed. |
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yella70 wrote: I can barley stomach the news . |
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| Crazy Nick |
| Posted: Wed Aug 16, 2017 4:44 pm |
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Someone that has worked for me a few times accidentally sent me the following text.
Being from the hood I know a lot of slang terms but I can't quite figure out what this exactly means.
Any thoughts on what this is referring to ? Except for the gasoline reference it sounds like he's scoring a sack of weed.
"Is it better ? I don't like the gasoline one.. Can you bring me a fat $20 ?" |
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| oneendone |
| Posted: Wed Aug 16, 2017 8:28 pm |
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ORDER OF THE SKULL
Joined: 03 Jan 2010
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| Probably referring to a breed that has turps/turpentine like flavor... |
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| hambo |
| Posted: Thu Aug 17, 2017 10:20 am |
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Location: Newport, Australia
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| Gasoline = Vodka + energy drink |
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finally found a Red Trax with fats on the rear. Grail sorted! |
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| Obed |
| Posted: Thu Aug 17, 2017 11:18 am |
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| He's copping weed. Gasoline/Diesel taste was not to his liking. |
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| Crazy Nick |
| Posted: Thu Aug 17, 2017 1:25 pm |
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Thanks..
I just got rid of one alcoholic drug addict employee (of 4 years) and I don't need another one.
I'm not a prude, I smoked a lot of weed and did plenty of drugs when I was a teenager (weed, acid, coke, speed) but luckily I completely lost interest in everything (including alcohol) when I was 19.
Nowadays (being my own boss) I work so hard to get jobs that I want to work with someone that has a purpose in life other than getting high.
No offense to those of you that still blaze, but I use a lot of powerful, dangerous tools at work so I don't need the liability.. |
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| Buddur |
| Posted: Fri Aug 25, 2017 12:36 pm |
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On vacation and when checking out of a Hotel this week the woman behind the counter sees my Thrasher shirt and says "That's my name." Turns out she married a guy whose last name is Thrasher.
I asked her is he was a skateboarder, but he wasn't. I told her doesn't matter if he skated or not...anyone with the name Thrasher is cool in my book.  |
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