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| The Green Monkey |
 Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 11:28 pm |
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Area 51 wrote: Stewart's makes a float flavoured pop, the closes you'll get to one in a bottle. 
Goose Island Brewery out of Chicago makes a good orange creamsicle soda as well. They even manage to get a slight hint of wooden popsicle stick flavor into it.
http://gooseisland.com/about/about.asp
Their root beer rules too.
Incidentally, I'm currently in the middle of painting my new deck room creamsicle/Push-Up orange. |
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| atxJIMatx |
| Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 11:32 pm |
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The Green Monkey wrote: Root beer floats are the best. I like the weird little textured parts of the ice cream that develop.
The float is one of the two acceptable uses of vanilla ice cream. Atop or aside a slice of pie is the other one. Never should it be consumed alone.
I agree with you 100% on the root beer float situation; but I have to ask : Does Cobbler count as pie? if not, there is an acceptable use #3 in my book. |
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| The Green Monkey |
| Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 11:39 pm |
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Cobbler is a member of the pie family, so it is an acceptable use for vanilla ice cream.
Birthday cake, however, is not acceptable, because simple cakes of that nature (chocolate or white, flavorlessly sweet frosting, etc.) are inferior to even the worst pie in every way and should be abolished. |
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| ukoldschool |
| Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2006 8:32 am |
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| Im sorry monkey but I have to ask if you will permit jelly and ice cream into your list of accpetable uses of vanilla Ice cream. |
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| modskin |
| Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2006 9:59 am |
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ukoldschool wrote: Im sorry monkey but I have to ask if you will permit jelly and ice cream into your list of accpetable uses of vanilla Ice cream.
That right there is Communism in its purest form. |
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| The Green Monkey |
| Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2006 11:49 am |
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ukoldschool wrote: Im sorry monkey but I have to ask if you will permit jelly and ice cream into your list of accpetable uses of vanilla Ice cream.
I'm afraid I don't understand your proposal. Is the jelly mixed in with the ice cream? If so, then it ceases to be plain vanilla ice cream and is therefore acceptable.
If it's a scoop of vanilla ice cream adjacent to a plop of jelly with the intention of eating both in the same bite, it is not okay. It should be replaced with a type of ice cream of an actual flavor. For example, Pralines 'n Cream at Baskin Robbins, while vanilla-based, is okay because it contains praline-coated pecan pieces and a tasty ribbon of caramel. It is no longer vanilla ice cream. However, if you were to serve someone a scoop of vanilla ice cream alongside a bowl of praline-coated pecan pieces and a vat of caramel, that is not okay. It's all about the comingling of ingredients to overcome the vanillaness. |
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| ukoldschool |
| Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2006 12:53 am |
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| hmm - why would one want to overcome the very vanilla'ness that makes vanilla ice cream the best flavour of all? I know you guys dont have enough sugar content in your chocolate or sweets (candy) over there, but surely they put enough in the ice cream? |
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| The Green Monkey |
| Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2006 1:05 am |
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Vanilla is the least flavorful of flavors, Flavor Flav.
It's a base to be built upon, not an end result. Accepting vanilla as a satifactory flavor on its own is like eating two pieces of bread and calling it a sandwich. It's on par with a plain hamburger or cheese pizza. Almost complete, but doomed to worthlessness by it's glaring inadequacies. |
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| DUBS |
| Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2006 2:18 am |
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modskin wrote: ukoldschool wrote: Im sorry monkey but I have to ask if you will permit jelly and ice cream into your list of accpetable uses of vanilla Ice cream.
That right there is Communism in its purest form.
Holy Jesus. That quote & your signature almost made me piss myself. 
How do you mix jelly & ice cream?  |
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| ukoldschool |
| Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2006 2:40 am |
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| nah - you need to try some corninsh dairy vanilla ice cream monkey. |
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