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| krayola |
 Posted: Mon Nov 24, 2008 4:25 am |
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ORDER OF THE SKULL
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I swear I must be channeling some pregnant woman or something.
This is what I've the hankering for.
- Belgian chocolate dipped salt & vinegar kettle chips.
- A sandwich made from layers of roast beef, raspberry jam and dijon, sweet and hot & delhi mustards(all three) and spread in crumbled bacon bit cream cheese. <-- like so much bacon it looks like red clay!
- Barbecue sticky pork ribs dusted in shredded coconut and complete incased in that stuff thats atop a French apple pie. |
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| shouse92 |
| Posted: Mon Nov 24, 2008 6:32 am |
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Pregnant?
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| slavadov |
| Posted: Mon Nov 24, 2008 8:55 am |
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| i had a dream i was cooking french toast dipped in pancake batter, with pepper mixed in |
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| kirksucks |
| Posted: Mon Nov 24, 2008 10:51 am |
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ORDER OF THE SKULL
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there was an episode of dinner impossible where he made chocolate covered bacon and all kinds of other crazy shit.
the challenge was to cater a gourmet meal, using only stuff available from boardwalk amusement park vendors.
you can make any sandwich you want. so, if it doesnt exist, you can make it.
one of these days I've promised myself i'm gonna order a glazed donut, and a sausage & egg breakfast and make a sandwich out of it. |
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| MMS |
| Posted: Mon Nov 24, 2008 10:53 am |
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Location: Heaven or Hell...kinda hard to tell.
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| Put the bong down Cheech...cravings will return to normal. |
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| krayola |
| Posted: Mon Nov 24, 2008 11:03 am |
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ORDER OF THE SKULL
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I hate you guys...you keep saying my cravings are drug induced. They are not! They are dreams, fluffy dreams, of unicorns, castles and dare to dream dreams of rainbows and peppered bacon grilled pineapple grape jelly sandwiches with brie cheese.
Dare to dream....
Dare.... |
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| jimmy |
| Posted: Mon Nov 24, 2008 11:16 am |
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food that doesnt exists in belgium
POPTARTES
HOPEFULLY MY SECRET SANTA WILL HOOK ME UP   |
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| kirksucks |
| Posted: Mon Nov 24, 2008 11:21 am |
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I dream about, break-ins, my friends ex's doing porn and ghost ships
when i was a kid, just old enough to reach the top shelf in the fridge I made what I thought would be the ultimate sandwich.
I like PBJ.. so i slathered some peanut butter and grape jelly on some bread. I also like bologna and mustard sandwiches, so, why not slap that on there too. ooh cheese, kids love the cheese in the plastic envelopes. and what kid creation would be complete without cool whip topping? so i added a dollup of coolwhip on top of the slice of American cheese.
mmmm with all of the jars and packages still open strewn about around me on the kitchen floor, under the glow of an open fridge I took a bite of what could only be the best thing ever.
it was so fucking gross. mustard and cool whip? what was i thinking. So, I put it on the shelf of the fridge and left it and went outside to play.
be careful what you wish for. |
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| MMS |
| Posted: Mon Nov 24, 2008 12:12 pm |
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I used to work for a Grocery Distributor in college. We'd get all kinds of "test products" from the big companies WAY before they ever hit the market, if they ever did.
Any of the cookie/breakfast cereal stuff that came our way, convinced me that there were a whole bunch of fat dope smokers in product development. (this is probably due to the fact that I was one too )
We got a few cases of Chocolate covered double stuffed Oreos in once. I think the watered down version finally made it to market...but the ones we got were "Head Heaven". White & Milk Chocolate Covered Double Stuffed Oreos!!! The covering was a chocolate (black, white, black) version of the inside. Oh Mama! |
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| Lasvegaskid |
| Posted: Mon Nov 24, 2008 12:36 pm |
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I made this a few months ago....
Cheap pepperoni pizza - check
2 orders of kfc fries - check
a huge box of popcorn chicken - check
2 pogos - Check
brick of cheese - check
doritos - check
so horribly wrong.....
TA-DA!
(don't bother trying this at home)
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