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| curbdog |
 Posted: Wed Mar 13, 2002 7:41 pm |
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| THIS FORUM IS TOO MUCH!! Dolemite, that is way too funny! |
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| slob-air |
| Posted: Wed Mar 13, 2002 9:20 pm |
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You poor, poor bastards.
I don't have a problem when the cash is at hand, the lovely wife digs whatever makes me happy. In fact, when I had to sell some much cherished decks off to pay of some heavy bills after my surgery last year, she was trying to talk me out of selling them.
She even sends me to the skatepark! |
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| big.kahuna.burger |
| Posted: Thu Mar 14, 2002 12:51 am |
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ORDER OF THE SKULL
Joined: 19 Jan 2002
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Location: Melbs dude... Melbs
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goddamn... i got totally busted yesterday... yodgees (my local fine skate emporium) rang and left a message on my answering machine (AT HOOOOOME!!!) to say my vision reissues had been dealayed then they listed them... "the 2 psycho sticks are here... the jinx is delayed. the 2 gators are here. the 4 gonzes are on the way. and the grigley is status unknown... and we already have your boots and the new school psycho stick on hold for you" GODDDAAAMMMIT!
when i got home she had this look on her face like she was going to tear me a new asshole... i was worried she'd fonud out about the laydeez... but no...
women can be soooo scarey when they are mad. and even scarier when you dont know why they are mad!!! |
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| knowskateboarding |
| Posted: Thu Mar 14, 2002 1:33 am |
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| When the package comes tell them its an early christmas/birthday/anniversary present and they can't see it. And it just happens to be in a box with the dimensions of a board. Aww don't even try. You know there's no getting anything by'em. I cringe when I hear "MMMMM HHMMMM". NOOOOoooooooo....... |
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| kingpat |
| Posted: Thu Mar 14, 2002 1:54 am |
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ORDER OF THE SKULL
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| my worst problem is my girl won't let me sell the decks she likes which happen to be the ones i don't and want to sell for money for others!! |
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| Buckethead |
| Posted: Thu Mar 14, 2002 2:35 am |
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Quote:
On 2002-03-13 21:20, slob-air wrote:
She even sends me to the skatepark!
Not even gonna comment on this.............
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| TEAM_PING_SMITHGRIND |
| Posted: Thu Mar 14, 2002 3:03 pm |
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you guys are really sick. well at least i know im not alone. ive told my wife that my collection is complete about a dozen times, knowing that im full of shit! my wife just had a baby, so she is at home all day. so if i do get a deck i cant hide it from her. when i get home from work i get, when did you order that board? and i say, a couple of months ago it just took forever to get here..
i like the idea of having them sent to work. ill have to look in to that. i wonder why she dont say anything about my drinking problem?
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| Guest |
| Posted: Thu Mar 14, 2002 6:02 pm |
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(I have to post anonymously for fear that my wife will discover this message...terryifying!)
I have been laying out on this string, but it is definetly the funniest one yet! I relate to everything written so far...
I have discovered that the creative utilization of PayPal as a money laundering device can be effective to make sure that a lot of my "expenditures" are untraceable to my wife. The only problem is that when I am overdrawn, PayPal grabs the money straight out of my account. So, I told my wife that "PayPal" is our new digital cable service and that the payments are made randomly in uneven amounts due to "Pay Per View" charges...I figure I am better off if she thinks that I have a porno problem rather than my real vice...
I have my packages sent to various random addresses just to stay one step ahead. Work is getting a little pissy about all of the packages, though, so I am using a neighbor for a while to lay low.
I have claimed my collection was complete at least a dozen times and really meant it! Then I sell something, get paid through PayPal and it all starts over again.
I need help! But, I'm not quitting yet... |
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| slob-air |
| Posted: Thu Mar 14, 2002 6:54 pm |
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| It's okay Chris, we won't rat you out brother. All for one and one for all as it were... |
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| Guest |
| Posted: Fri Mar 15, 2002 2:53 am |
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I don't know what Slob is talking about...I'm innocent, I tell ya!
(friggin' Slob nails another one!).
I can't believe that I have been ratted-out by the master of all "e-vestigations"...
(and I had always hoped that I would never be on the receiving end of "Slobby-Dooby-Doo" but it looks like I have been discovered!) |
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