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| Lincolnz |
 Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 7:39 pm |
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What is the shittiest pizza you have ever had, other then Pizza Hut. 
Mine, Ardvark's in Banff. It's like puke on a cardboard flap. |
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| Kehraus |
| Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 8:04 pm |
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Dominos.
Soggy crust and oily cheese...............yuck.
Forgot to mention sauce that tastes like afterbirth (don't ask). |
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| mosu101 |
| Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 10:03 pm |
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Fire and Ice in Kathmandu.
think I lost about 5 kilo's once I got over the food poisoning |
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| scs |
| Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 10:07 pm |
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Kehraus wrote: Dominos.
Soggy crust and oily cheese...............yuck.
Forgot to mention sauce that tastes like afterbirth (don't ask).
x2, last time I ordered from them it was like $50 of absolute shit, never happen again...
But Elvino's Pizzeria in Conway New Hampshire made me so f#cking sick, about a half hour after I ate a couple slices of peperoni I was HURTING, squirting from both ends lasted all f#cking night, f#ck them.. |
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| bigbadnin |
| Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 11:23 pm |
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Pizza Shuttle...
They are at KU in Lawrence and K-State in Manhattan...
Worst piece of shit on a shingle ever...
Unless it's 3:00AM, you're drunk, it's the only place open, and they deliver. Then it's a little slice of HEAVEN...
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| SodaPopinski |
| Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 11:27 pm |
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| motorpsycho67 |
| Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 11:51 pm |
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Any pizza joint in Germany.
Germans have no idea how to make pizza.
When I lived there (89-92), Pizza Hut was the best pizza around. |
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| CRASSofSF |
| Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2008 3:27 am |
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dominos. ugh.. hate it.
ill still eat it, but only if i dont pay and feel like a good bit of reading afterward in the ol office, if ya catch my drift.. |
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| kirksucks |
| Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2008 9:12 am |
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There's this place in my hometown thats been there forever. They had the best pizza. If you dined in they had a Mighty Wurlitzer Pipe Organ with all the crazy pipe organ instruments on/in the walls. They had a big model train that went around the rafters. And if you took it to go the pizza was on a piece of cardboard covered with foil.
but more importantly the pizza was delicious. 3" of toppings the best sauce from a family recipe handed down over the generations. The smell of the pizza is one i savor from my childhood.
and now for why I'm posting this in the worst pizza thread. About 11 years ago the original owners sold the business to some middle eastern family. They started using canned shit sauce and funky cheap ingredients. I went there reluctantly for a birthday thing and this pizza isnt only the worst, ive ever had but i'm willing to wager that its the worst pizza ever made.
Imagine ketchup on a saltine cracker with raw slices of peperoni and raw bell peppers that had been heated up just enough to melt the cheddar cheese.
so bad. now they've lost the lease on what was probably the only thing getting them business, the old building with the pipe organ and choo choo train. They've tried to reopen in a new location but it looks like a hospital room with picnic tables and an out of place pipe organ. It just totally sucks now.
They not only have the crappiest pizza but they bastardized a town landmark.
Bella Roma just always had that old school Pizza Parlor, Happy Days first date with the cheerleader kind of vibe.
Now its got stark white walls and sells Lunchables pizza. |
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| steve-g |
| Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2008 9:34 am |
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Lincolnz wrote: other then Pizza Hut.
The Hut is certainly the nastiest filth pretending to be pizza I've ever eaten - artificial plastic 'cheese', bases containing so much yeast you can taste it above everything else, sauce that has never seen a tomato...
The only thing worse in the UK or Sweden is frozen supermarket pizza. |
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