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| The Green Monkey |
 Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 11:17 am |
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Joined: 15 Jun 2002
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Location: Fucking a giant scorpion, duh.
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Sounds like we married the same woman.
Every time we move, we go through the same song and dance--"Say, honey, how about this time we have drawers with different, discrete, defined purposes instead of a dozen junk drawers? Can we work on that this time?" Of course she goes along with it, until the first time she "cleans" (which is more like "hides"), and by the time the place has been "cleaned" a hundred times, it's like all of our possessions have been filtered through some sort of small-object vortex and redistributed throughout the house at random.
Need to find the stamps? They're underneath the spare phone chargers, not near the checkbook or bill folder. Need an envelope? With the paper towels. Need the scotch tape? Upstairs in the closet. Scissors? Wherever they are, they aren't in the mug where we regularly agree to keep them. Somehow the only pens she puts in a place where a pen intuitively belongs don't work anymore. Throw the fucking thing away, don't leave it back in junk drawer #6. I keep two pens in my pocket at all times just so I don't have to deal with this same frustrating song and dance every time I need to write something down. |
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| zodiac13 |
| Posted: Sun Feb 17, 2008 9:14 pm |
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Joined: 09 Aug 2002
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Location: Birmingham, Alabama
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Take 2 slices of thick cut white bread (BBQ Bread) and lay 'em side by side on a plate. Split 3 bun-length hot dogs lengthwise and lay 'em across the bread. I prefer using Sabrett's skinless franks. Cover dogs with PAPER-THIN slices of onions. Unless you've got some rad knife skills, you might wanna use a mandolin for the onions. Get crazy with the Grey Poupon. Top this with Castleberry's "Bunker Hill" chili with NO BEANS. The sharpest cheddar cheese you can find gets shredded and dumped on top of the whole mess. Nuke it 'till it's hotter than fuck.
Once out of the microwave and onto your table, Sriracha that shit and dig in.
Also, you can put a block of cream cheese on a plate and dump A-1 or HP over the top and attack it with crackers. |
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| lilsheeda |
| Posted: Mon Feb 18, 2008 12:17 am |
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Location: Pac. NW- now LBC
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My WT youth recipe:
Burger on the bottom of tin, cream o shroom topped with tater tots - bake...serve with catsup on the side. |
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| lilsheeda |
| Posted: Mon Feb 18, 2008 12:20 am |
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| OH and junk drawers...fuck I just moved and cleaned out about 10 of them...from pipes to 5 exacto knives in one drawer. The prob? No time to sort, just threw in a bag and moved with the intention of sorting upon arrival. Wife also "puts things away" where only she would find them - if she remembered. Found my keys once in a basement closet behind clothes on a tie hook that has never been used (And never go to the basement) - the keys I use daily. |
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| kirksucks |
| Posted: Mon Feb 18, 2008 3:03 pm |
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i'm glad i've never been THAT poor. i hate ranch.
when i was broke i'd get a $1.50 taco from the taco truck. it comes with 2 tortillas so you split the filling into the 2 tortillas..whammo. 2 tacos for the price of one! |
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| kirksucks |
| Posted: Mon Feb 18, 2008 3:07 pm |
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tioem wrote: Fuck, I love those frozen burritos. I never thought of trying different tricks with them though...other than using extra taco bell sauces that I keep in the "Taco bell sauce drawer".
ha ha ours is in a big ziplock in a drawer. no matter how much taco bell you order, something compels you to grab 2 huge handfulls of sauce.
now, for what i thought was to counter the grabbing of too much sauce that ends up in the taco bell sauce drawer, the tacobell in martinez doesnt allow you to get your own sauce.. they ask you if you want it and put it into your bag for you.. but whats funny is, even if you're getting 2 tacos they grab a huge handful of sauce and put it in your bag. maybe even the employees feel compelled to grab way too much also. something about that tub of unopened goodness that makes you just want to shove your hand to the bottom and shovel as many as you can. |
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