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| The Green Monkey |
 Posted: Thu Nov 01, 2007 9:29 pm |
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So named because they're the best goddamn cookies you'll ever shove into your little whore mouth.
1/2 cup (1 stick) butter, softened
1 package butter recipe yellow cake mix with pudding
2 large eggs
1 Tablespoon water
1 package almond brickle chips (I prefer to use 8 Heath bars that I smash up with a hammer--that way there's a little bit of chocolate in each bite)
1/2 to 1 cup chopped pecans
Beat butter at medium speed with a mixer until creamy; add cake mix, eggs, and water, beating until blended. Stir in brickle chips/toffee and pecans. Drop cookie dough by tablespoonfuls onto ungreased cookie sheets. Bake at 350 degrees for 8 to 10 minutes or until edges are browned. (Top will look moist.) Transfer to wire racks to cool.
I've found that you have to try to remove them from the cookie sheets fairly quickly or they will stick. Using two spatulas instead of one makes this easier. |
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| jacbli76 |
| Posted: Thu Nov 01, 2007 10:20 pm |
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| my whore mouth is watering |
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| The Green Monkey |
| Posted: Thu Nov 01, 2007 10:55 pm |
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| jacbli76 |
| Posted: Thu Nov 01, 2007 11:22 pm |
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| dude! i GOTTA make some of those |
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| jacbli76 |
| Posted: Thu Nov 01, 2007 11:33 pm |
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| strohsbro2 |
| Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2007 6:23 am |
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| That'd better be THM's bottle of Perrier. |
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| The Green Monkey |
| Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2007 9:50 am |
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Of course it is.
Although I must confess--I drank a can or two of 4.5's La Croix berrywater last Saturday. The first while hungover (and the bubbles felt good), and the second later in the afternoon and mixed with Tanqueray Rangpur. One of the dogs kept trying to drink it once there was gin involved. She didn't show any interest in it earlier though. |
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| strohsbro2 |
| Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2007 9:52 am |
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| Haha. |
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| lush702 |
| Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2007 10:17 am |
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c'mon you streetwalking pimped out teenie w/ puffies - wanna be a REAL whore?...
melt a bag of Ghiradelli milk chocolate chips (microwave or double boiler) - then dip 2/3 of said whoremouth cookie in the chocolate, let set, then gobble them down like you dream of doing @ the Chicken Ranch.
Ok, NOW, if your really fucking NASTY, while the chocolate is melting, melt some caramel...after dipping in the chocolate, take a spoon & "drizzle" caramel across the top of the cookie - let all set up - mix up a gallon of White Russians, find some European Soccer on TV, drink, eat, & relish in the fact that you are the sleaziest, stretched out, sated man whore in the universe. Oh what a feeling! |
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| skateight |
| Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2007 1:14 pm |
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Dang! where can I get one dem 4 tittied hoes?
Twice the fun. |
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