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| sixpack |
 Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 1:55 pm |
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| cut from the same cloth, my friend....I was totally staring at those thick legs and big cans! I didn't recognize her at first, she def played it down. |
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| sixpack |
| Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2007 7:30 am |
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ORDER OF THE SKULL
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How does Howie escape yet another week?
Good Lord.
The Sultan of Sweat cannot get along with anyone, sucks in a group setting (that came out wrong, didn't it?), hasn't cooked anything spectacular for 3 weeks and has been picked for elimination for what seems to be almost EVERY time......oy. I guess the little Asian girl complaining about her feet sent her packing. They better keep Casey around so we have something to look at other than a collection of gay resteraunteurs.*
(*although it's Bravo, so you have to endure lotsa lisping, snappy couture and sensitivity.  ) |
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| sixpack |
| Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 11:13 am |
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ORDER OF THE SKULL
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I think this thread became my personal blog about Top Chef.
So Tre didn't make it. I think you seal your fate once you make a dish that is totally inedible.
What's funny is now look at who is left....do you think ANY of these contestants are a "Top Chef"? Harold I could see from season one but even the final 4 from season 2 were sketchy at best. That Sara chicks accent drives me crazy. It's the most annying thing I have ever heard.
Howie is still sweaty, Dale is still gay, Brian can only cook fish, Hung Low is still a bisexual, Casey needs an angry pirate/donkey punch combo....that's about all I can sum up for now. |
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| gamby |
| Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 12:01 pm |
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Plenty of gay chefs out there. I could care less about that. Wow me w/ the food. Demonstrate the skills of a trained chef--THAT impresses me.
I would've picked Tre to go to the final 2. Him and maybe CJ or Hung. I can't believe Sara and Howie outlasted him. However--if they bases it on inedible salmon, then I guess it was his time.
I tell ya--that Casey is a piece of ass. They love showing her in her bikini.
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| norinraddss |
| Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 12:26 pm |
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| That show lost a lot of respect from me with a couple of their decisions on this season. Sending Tre home last night was ludicrous, he's by far the most talented chef in the group. Sara hasn't done ONE impressive dish yet, and CJ walks the line every time. It's absurd. I quit watching after last night. |
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| sixpack |
| Posted: Sat Aug 25, 2007 2:54 pm |
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ORDER OF THE SKULL
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@ gamby
That's my point; not trying to be insensitive (for once) but that's the only thing memorable about these chefs...one is a piece of ass, one sweats a lot and the rest are gay. Reality TV personality over talent.
The first season the judges were getting blown away with creative dishes or straight up good tasting food. This time around, it's mediocre at best.....I didn't see that coming as I pictured this many restaurant owners, executive chefs, head cooks, etc. would be lighting this competition up. 
I say we bring in guest judge Gordon Ramsay for an episode:
"What the fuck is this? What is this, you fucking donkey?
THIS. IS. SHIT."
*as he scrapes plate into a silver industrial garbage can.* |
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| gamby |
| Posted: Sat Aug 25, 2007 3:03 pm |
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sixpack wrote:
I say we bring in guest judge Gordon Ramsay for an episode:
"What the fuck is this? What is this, you fucking donkey?
THIS. IS. SHIT."
*as he scrapes plate into a silver industrial garbage can.*
I'd love to see him on Iron chef, actually. I'd eb very curious as to how he'd fare--he'd probably kick ass.
BTW, "Gordon Ramsay's F-Word" (on BBC AMerica) is pretty much my favorite food show on TV. It's fucking BRILLIANT.
I agree, this season is pretty mediocre.
As good as Tre was, he fucked up this past week. IF you cook indedible food, then you're fucked. He udnerstood that and took his elimination like a man. |
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| sixpack |
| Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 6:09 pm |
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ORDER OF THE SKULL
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One of my favorite parts of the show:
Padme Lickmyass:
"Today, your guest judge is Chef Tom-Dick-Harry."
Choose random contestant for this episode:
"Oh my God, Tom-Dick-Harry....the man is a legend. I remember taking my Moms Food & Wine Magazine into the bathroom when I was 13 and shooting my hot load all over his Penne a la Vodka recipe. I sure hope he can tickle my scrotum with a slotted spoon later....."
Wow, was that graphic enough for you?
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| gamby |
| Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 6:23 pm |
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sixpack wrote: One of my favorite parts of the show:
Padme Lickmyass:
"Today, your guest judge is Chef Tom-Dick-Harry."
Choose random contestant for this episode:
"Oh my God, Tom-Dick-Harry....the man is a legend. I remember taking my Moms Food & Wine Magazine into the bathroom when I was 13 and shooting my hot load all over his Penne a la Vodka recipe. I sure hope he can tickle my scrotum with a slotted spoon later....."
Wow, was that graphic enough for you?
That was pretty fucking funny.
Yeah, I don't know if it's a case of the producers trying to play up their geust judges or a case of the contestants trying to show off how deeply they are into the food culture.
Sure, they've had some big-time chefs as guest judges, but I don't know if ALL of them are worthy of the over-the-top fawning. |
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| norinraddss |
| Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2007 10:17 pm |
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Well, Howie's gone.
Discuss. |
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