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| BillyBonebrake |
 Posted: Thu May 24, 2007 8:44 pm |
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All my in laws eat the lamest food. Every time we get together I'm stuck eating stuff like Smart Balance instead of butter, Turkey bacon, Turkey meatballs, Turkey tacos, chicken sausage, low fat mayo, reduced fat ice cream, low sodium this & that, decaf coffee, honey mustard, chicken dogs, lactaid, light sliced sheese. My mother in law always talking about latest recipes in Cooking Light Magazine. Sheesh ... they eat soup for dinner. And its not like they're fat either. I bet if they sold "light" ice cubes full of air bubbles they'd be lining up for it.
If I'm eating bacon it damn well better be coming from a pig, not a bird. And a burger better not be made of soybeans or mushrooms.
They're all really wonderful people but they eat like birds. |
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| The Green Monkey |
| Posted: Thu May 24, 2007 8:52 pm |
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| bondiboy66 |
| Posted: Thu May 24, 2007 8:58 pm |
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| Decaf coffee? Thats an offence against nature...as is the rest of that list. Although I do choose 'no added salt' where possible. But 'light' ice cream and the like just sucks dogs balls. |
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| slob-air |
| Posted: Thu May 24, 2007 9:13 pm |
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Turkey bacon rocks. It's especially good when served with regular bacon as well.  |
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| lloyd.park |
| Posted: Fri May 25, 2007 2:32 am |
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slob-air wrote: Turkey bacon rocks. It's especially good when served with regular bacon as well.
havent tried turkey bacon. really wouldnt want to spend real bacon aka cash on the fake stuff...
but on a side note anything that has the word bacon in/on the label cant be all that bad, um, i mean good, for you that is... i mean it must be bad for you, right, so good tasting, that is... aaah, you know what im saying...
please pass the grisle... yum...
lol... |
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| beezy |
| Posted: Fri May 25, 2007 4:15 pm |
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Chicken Sausage is pretty good... although I've only had it once.
I like honey mustard too, especially Ken's Steakhouse... definitely NOT on the lite side
and Sugar Free Blue Bell Ice Cream is pretty good but I only like the "Great Divide" flavor. Tastes just like the regular to me
The rest of that suff sounds pretty crappy... |
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| JLozano |
| Posted: Fri May 25, 2007 5:46 pm |
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I feel your pain bro. My folks are the same way. My brother and myself are the exact opposite. Full fat for us thank you  |
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| slob-air |
| Posted: Fri May 25, 2007 7:59 pm |
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| moneymonster |
| Posted: Fri May 25, 2007 8:05 pm |
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| radrob |
| Posted: Sat May 26, 2007 2:51 pm |
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turkey bacon and turkey suasage ain't bad...i had chicken chorizo recently and boy,the flavor kinda sucked on that,made me wanting to go BACK to eating swine again,of which i haven't in the past 6 years..
depends on how it's prepared,i guess  |
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