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SkaterBonds
Posted: Sun Nov 13, 2005 2:29 am Reply with quote
Joined: 14 Jul 2005 Posts: 5976 Location: Denver
xrudox wrote:
heres my approach:
wife"is that another new skateboard?!"
me:"yep".
its that easy!


Ditto.

Except she says "Hey, I was gonna bid on that one! You bastard! You owe me a Santa Cruz, remember?"

Share the wealth!
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tiki
Posted: Sun Nov 13, 2005 6:14 pm Reply with quote
Joined: 14 Oct 2005 Posts: 5554 Location: Heart of Dixie
The Green Monkey wrote:
You're almost there.

Make sure she approaches her upper limit of consumption, then tell her the following morning that she was the one who made all of the bad bets...


LMAO... Yea we go to Vegas to bowl for $ ... Not to into the gambling thing... Very conservative when it comes to lost wages. I work hard for my money.

What I need to do is have the balls to put $100 bucks on Black in front of her.

50/50... I win, I look good handing her the $100 in chips, Hey baby go have some fun.

I lose, I have already shown I am on a losing streak, stop betting when she is not round... etc...

I have to say... I can not believe I am posting this, let alone thinking this.

No hope for me!
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dancinwithdeath
Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2005 3:53 am Reply with quote
ORDER OF THE SKULL ORDER OF THE SKULL
Joined: 23 Jan 2003 Posts: 3778 Location: Florida
I've been sending them to a friends address that I work with. He then brings them to work and I get them and take them home. I always get there 2 hours before her. Works great.
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