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The "to go" argument I just witnessed...

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lush702
Posted: Fri Sep 03, 2004 2:35 pm Reply with quote
Joined: 20 May 2002 Posts: 2206 Location: Gnashville TN
...this probably belonges in SHITTALK, but since it is food related I am posting it here. (I am such a REBEL)


I was @ the PO packing up some stuff to ship, out of the trunk of my car, when a silver civic parked in the spot next to me.

I peeked around the edge of the trunk when I heard the passenger side door pop open, as I am always on the hunt for hot chicks. The girl (not hot, but not "ugly truck" either, I'd say a 5.39/10) whacks her head (I heard it hit) while getting out and says "OWWW, that hurt - Paul..." *like he had anything to do with it.

Paul, meanwhile gets out (proficiently enough to NOT hit his head) and walks to the rear of the car and inquires" "you OK?"

"Yes, but it hurt..." *NOTE - couple is late 20's - early 30's

They take 10-12 steps away from the car when she stops dead in her tracks, stomps her foot and exclaims - "Did WE forGET the 'to go' ?!!" (proper emphesis on her tone) - then continues, "Paul YOU always forget it..."

Paul replies "no big deal, it was only half a sandwich"

"No, I put some of MY salad in there too, REMEMBER..."

*about this time, I'm about to crack up, already laughing inside, but feeling somewhat sorry for the poor bastard as it is obvious that she's got him by the short hair

"WHAT am I going to eat tonight then?!"

Calmly - "We'll just go get something..."

"BUT Pauuul, I wanted that - go back and get it."

"They proably threw it away by now -"

"What if they didn't?"

"Don't worry about it, let's just go -"

She spins around and huffs off - I was able to make eye contact w/ Paul --- hopefully, he read my eyes which said --- CUT ALL TIES WITH THAT BITCH AND LIVE LIFE.

I hope so. Sheeesh.

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Gusto
Posted: Fri Sep 03, 2004 3:01 pm Reply with quote
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i bet you and him were thinking the same thing.

what a brat!
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civilian2b
Posted: Fri Sep 03, 2004 5:35 pm Reply with quote
Joined: 04 Aug 2004 Posts: 1631 Location: *IN* The Deathbox
shoulda asked paul if you could double-team her..that would shut her up
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lush702
Posted: Sat Sep 04, 2004 7:59 am Reply with quote
Joined: 20 May 2002 Posts: 2206 Location: Gnashville TN
@c2b - what's that? I'm not sure I know what that means.

Please clarify - thanks.

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rbphenom15
Posted: Sat Sep 04, 2004 11:07 pm Reply with quote
Joined: 25 Oct 2003 Posts: 789 Location: Alabama!!
i believe c2b is referring to a little "Simon and Simon" action on her....

or maybe a little "three man weave" or some "duck...duck...goose" or perhaps some....nevermind...i ran out.

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lush702
Posted: Mon Sep 06, 2004 5:55 pm Reply with quote
Joined: 20 May 2002 Posts: 2206 Location: Gnashville TN
just givin' him shit...

nah, not w/ that wench.

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