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GETOCAT |
Posted: Sat Mar 17, 2018 9:13 pm |
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ORDER OF THE SKULL
Joined: 23 Dec 2009
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Location: STOCKTON,CA
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slavadov wrote:
I've seen more boobs at the grocery store than I have at the strip club.
I worked at a grocery store the last two years of high school into junior college. The EMPLOYEES were off the hook. Like a fuckin' soap opera.Everybody hooking up with customers,each other.etc..., |
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swelbow |
Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2018 12:14 pm |
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ORDER OF THE SKULL
Joined: 29 Nov 2009
Posts: 650
Location: lonely desert
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To buy a new deck, or skate the crap out of the one you’ve got
That is the question |
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canadian_dream |
Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2018 12:31 pm |
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I hope shrooms will be legalized like weed. About time. |
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oneendone |
Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2018 1:02 pm |
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ORDER OF THE SKULL
Joined: 03 Jan 2010
Posts: 3181
Location: backwoods
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Hmm, not to sure about that one, seems a bit more extreme albeit natural. |
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slavadov |
Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2018 2:12 pm |
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Location: Michigan
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GETOCAT wrote: slavadov wrote:
I've seen more boobs at the grocery store than I have at the strip club.
I worked at a grocery store the last two years of high school into junior college. The EMPLOYEES were off the hook. Like a fuckin' soap opera.Everybody hooking up with customers,each other.etc...,
Let me preface by saying that I don't normally frequent strip clubs. In fact, I've only ever been to one, for my bachelor party. It was apparently a really, really bad strip club according to my two buddies who are connoisseurs of sorts. The bouncer outside told us $7, then the bouncer inside said $9, which probably should've tipped us off that something was amiss.
We bought some drinks and sat at the rail. The stage was quite far back; too far to make it rain reliably, but that didn't stop my one buddy from trying. So, we got to chatting, and naturally, the topic of lap dances came up. I had never done anything like that before, so my buddy Ben offered to buy me one. Cool, right?
We went in the back, me and this unenthusiastic dancer, and she began doing her thing...except, she didn't actually remove any clothing. As it got toward the end of the dance, she did expose one boob. This one boob was forcibly placed in my face and rubbed all around, but it was only one.
The night wore on, and I eventually paid for another private dance, with another rather unenthusiastic dancer. Once again, no clothing was actually removed. We turned to leave after a little while, and my two groomsmen nearly got into a fistfight...but that's another story.
Now, fast forward a couple years...there have been at least 3 occasions that I've been grocery shopping, and seen a breastfeeding mother with her goods a-floppin' and a baby not attached.
Now, by my count, that means that I've seen one lonely boob at a strip club, and at least 3 boobs at the grocery store. |
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GETOCAT |
Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2018 10:51 am |
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ORDER OF THE SKULL
Joined: 23 Dec 2009
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I'm so sorry.You can roll out with me when I hit the ol' Breasteraunt Crawl...
The Pirates Cove.The Silver Dollar.Scuttlebutt.Chicas Locas.Déjà Vu.Mettler's ...
If some baller makes it rain past a certain point,start kicking loose bills under the table with me.
Good times. |
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canadian_dream |
Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2018 3:18 pm |
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If you are indeed in need of breasts, you should visit any French or Brazilian beaches. |
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GETOCAT |
Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2018 7:45 am |
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ORDER OF THE SKULL
Joined: 23 Dec 2009
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Location: STOCKTON,CA
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Bah! |
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Posted: Sun Apr 22, 2018 6:46 pm |
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My wifey was reacting to something she heard while she was watching tv and she asks me "what would you choose, brains or beauty ?"
I said "obviously beauty" |
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Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2018 8:33 am |
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ORDER OF THE SKULL
Joined: 08 Aug 2006
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Location: Australia
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Crazy Nick wrote: My wifey was reacting to something she heard while she was watching tv and she asks me "what would you choose, brains or beauty ?"
I said "obviously beauty"
the correct answer was "luckily I got both"...
how was the night/week on the couch? |
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