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| 72ss454 |
 Posted: Mon Dec 15, 2008 5:22 pm |
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ORDER OF THE SKULL
Joined: 10 Jan 2007
Posts: 5683
Location: Cullman, Alabama
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Vodka & Red Bull Christmas Cake
Ingredients:
1 cup water
1 cup of brown sugar
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
Lemon Juice
4 large eggs
Nuts
1 bottle of Vodka
1 can of Red Bull
2 cups dried fruit
Method:
1. Sample the vodka to check the quality.
2. Take a large bowl, check the vodka again.
3. To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and mix with a
little red bull and drink.
4. Repeat.
5. Turn on the electric mixer, beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
6. Add one teasthingy of sugar. Beat again.
7. At this point its is best to make sure the vodka is still ok.
8. Flavour with red bull to taste.
9. Try another cup - just in case turn off the mixerer.
10. Break two leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
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Pick fruit off floor
12. Mix on the turner.
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If the dried fruit gets stuck in the beaterers, pry it loose with a
drewscriver.
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Shample the vodka to check for tonsisticitity, flavour with a little Bed
Rull.
15. Next ssiffft two cups of salt.
Or something … Who giveshz a shi**
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Throw a pinch of Bed Rull over your shoulder
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Pick up the can, mop the floor
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Check the vodka
19. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
20. Add one table.
21. Add a shthingy of shugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.
22. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over..
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Don't forget to beat off the turner
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Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the vodka and kick the
dog.
25. Fall into bed.
CHERRY MISTMAS
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| loveoldschool |
| Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2008 2:37 pm |
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| Lasvegaskid |
| Posted: Wed Dec 17, 2008 11:09 pm |
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ORDER OF THE SKULL
Joined: 01 Jul 2008
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Location: Montreal Canada
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Luckily i read it before printing hahahah!!!
sounds like me when I check the forum on weekend evenings !
hahaha |
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| krayola |
| Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2008 3:58 am |
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| brewharriah |
| Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2008 4:42 am |
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| makes me wish I had a dog |
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| Lasvegaskid |
| Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2008 6:58 am |
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ORDER OF THE SKULL
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Location: Montreal Canada
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brewharriah wrote: makes me wish I had a dog
hahahhahahhahah!!!!! |
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| krayola |
| Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2008 9:00 am |
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ORDER OF THE SKULL
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Location: R'lyeh 47°9′S 126°43′W / 47.15°S 126.717°W / -47.15; -126.717
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| PhotoMatt |
| Posted: Fri Dec 26, 2008 10:34 pm |
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| vodka and redbull don't mix !! |
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| cmainiac666 |
| Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 8:21 pm |
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TROLL
Joined: 26 Jul 2007
Posts: 5745
Location: ether
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PhotoMatt wrote: vodka and redbull don't mix !!
only if you wear a puka shell necklace and go to tanning salon. |
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